Computer games shrek

Click your left mouse button to rip it down! Leave no poster untorn! Rumor is, somebody's offering a reward for people that rip down three of these posters. You should start a collection. Probably he worth something one day. You did it, Shrek! Everything's back to normal. Who ordered the carriage? I don't have to tip this guy, do I? Fiona : I did. Far Far Away is Everything is packed and ready to go.

Ready to meet my parents? Shrek : Um, sure. Fiona : Don't worry, they'll love you. Donkey : Yeah, Shrek, they'll love you. I mean love you. What's there not to love? Shrek : Sighs Donkey : We're going on a adventure, we're going on a adventure. We could be more than going on a really, really, really long road trip with me?

Shrek : Uhhh. A root canal? Having my rose hairs plucked out one by one? Donkey : Are we there yet? How bout now? I was just kidding. Seriously, though You know what I've been thinin'? We should start a band! Hey, that reminds me, who brought oats? Fiona : Shrek. Doesn't this reek of an ambush? Donkey : Actually that might be me. Donkey : Yeah Sorry, Shrek! Hey, look! That dude just ran off with our wheel! Shrek : I'll go take a look Donkey : Shrek, please don't go out there.

You heard what she said. Something, something, ambush! Shrek : Relax, Donkey. I'm an ogre. Unless you know a four-legged beast who could carry all our luggage? Donkey : Shrek, get out there and find that wheel! And hurry! And don't worry trees fall all the time, everyday. You'll be fine! Fiona : Bandits! Shrek, let me help! Donkey : No! Please don't leave me, I'm really losin' it here.

Besides, Shrek can handle it. Click on your left mouse button when you want to punch something! If bandits hit you, they'll steal your coins. Just clock'em good and get your money back. Click your mouse left button twice to do a double punch!

Left mouse. Two times. C'mon, Shrek. Click on the left mouse button three times to do a combo punch! Don't hold back with these guys! Give 'em what for! You need to get our wheel back so we can get a move on! Ooooh, Shrek, you showed them! Yeah, those bandits didn't stand a chance against you! First it was BAM! Then it was, "I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!

Guess we can resume this magical journey. Donkey : Hey, Shrek, you're looking a little green round the gills man.

Here, try a box of these. Maybe we can find some more of that stuff later. Now we just have that road block in the way Donkey : Now Shrek, for every problem there is a solution. Say, you know, those logs look kind of weak and crackly.

I bet you could combo punch our way outta here! Come on, hop to it, big guy! Now that's what I call dead wood! Let's make like a tree and get inside our onion carriage! Far Far Away, here we come! Four wheels and all! Shrek : Oh, yeah. Here we come alright. Allister : Finally our heroes came to Far Far Away. Fiona's parents were quite curious what their new son-in-law looked like. Needless to say, Shrek failed to meet the royal exceptions. Donkey : Man! This is taking over! Hey, if people wanted to read, they'd buy a book, alright?

Allister : To make a long story short, the King and Shrek sniped at each other over dinner. Donkey : Making Fiona all sad Allister : And suddenly, a Fairy Godmother appeared. Donkey : Yeah, you know what, Allister?

I got it from here. She's all like, "Oh you can be beautiful again, just marry my son Prince Charming, but of course Fiona's having none of it. Two words: "Sha-rek"! So what's this nasty crone do?

She goes threaten to the King instead. Allister : And the next morning, the King invited Shrek on a hunt. But all was not as seemed. Donkey : I, of course, smelled a rat right away. So I figured I'd tag along, you know, just to be on the safe side. Where is everybody? Man, I love hunts. This is going to be great. But, where're they all that? Shrek : I'm not sure.

The King said to meet him by some tree. Donkey : Oh! Of course, a TREE! Well, that should be easy. There are only about four million trees in the forest. In fact, I can't even SEE the forest for all these darn trees. Shrek : I don't know He must be around here somewhere Donkey : Do you ever get the feeling that we're being watched? Shrek : Donkey, I seriously doubt there's anything scarier in the forest than an ogre.

Donkey : Ogres?! Shrek : Eww boy. Anybody there? I know I saw something that time. Hello out there! Donkey : Okay. Very funny. Let's scare the donkey. Shrek : I'm going to check it out. Keep going that way and I'll catch up with you. And if you see the King, tell him I'll be right there. Donkey : Okay, but don't be long, I don't want you getting scared without me. I'll just keep going now Gasps What was that?!?!?! Ooh, look at those pumpkins.

Go over to them and click your left mouse button to pick them up. Click your left mouse button again to throw them before they explode. W-what was that? Roy : You made it. Donkey : Looks like the only way I can lower that bridge is by kicking that rope over there. Maybe I can get that guy up there to help me?

Guy : Hmmm. I fancy some nice fried Donkey ears tonight. Donkey : Uhhh. Maybe not. Now, I'd say this would be a perfect time to use some love potion Or any kind of potion come to think of it. I'm going to have to go up there and kick that rope down, potion or not.

And one guy is no match for a donkey with a black belt in button mashing. There's a sparkly mushroom I can bounce on.

Make me jump and then press that left mouse button while I'm in the air and I'll do a jump attack. Shrek, is that you, man?

A four leaf clover. Free food? Now that's what I call a perfectly lucky and unsuspicious coincidence, seeing as how I'm too hungry and all to think very clearly right now.

It's too bad Shrek isn't here to get some too. Oh man, this is going to hit the spot! They've got me! Shrek arrives Donkey : I knew it. There's no such thing as free lunch!

Shrek : Uh oh. What trouble have you gotten yourself into there, Donkey?! Donkey : Oh, man! Am I glad to see you! Shrek : Here's one for you. Donkey : Help! Oh please, help me! Whew, thanks Shrek! Must feel kind of weird to be the one saving me for a change.

Shrek : You just need to stop thinking with your stomach, Donkey! For five little seconds? Donkey : Consecutively? Oh, Shrek, you can crack me up.

So where to? Shrek : This way, Uh, Donkey? Little less towards the trap just a wee bit? Excellent, thank you. How am I going to get my donkey butt across the water?

Shrek : This is going to take some strategy. Donkey : Looks like a bear traps. Good thing I'm not a bear! Shrek : Whoa! That's one giant pumpkin! Donkey : Fight pumpkins with pumpkins I always say. Shrek : Let's turn you into a pumpkin pie! Donkey : Flat top mushrooms. You know, my Uncle Clarence mentioned these one time. I can still hear him like it was yesterday, "Red is bad, green is good. Announcer : All right, contestant, race through this level and collect as many coins as you can!

You're on a strict time limit so no clowning around like the rest of the game! Start the clock! Donkey : Shrek? You hear that? Shrek : It's quiet. Too quiet. Donkey : No. That was a close one.

Puss : En garde. Donkey : Oh my gosh! It's a pirate! With a tail! And galoshes! Puss : Excuse me, I'm a musketeer. My name Donkey : You are a pirate in galoshes. Puss : What are you talking about? I look good in this. These boots are Italian leather. The right button jumps. Correctly timing a double jump, which requires an instantaneous double tap, isn't easy to perform with the control setup. The gameplay is incredibly easy and repetitive. There is no difficulty curve. Just click the left mouse button to kill everyone around you.

Platforming is a pain due to the control scheme. Levels are primarily the same -- constant attacking and jumping. There are hardly any puzzles and those that exist are of the 'find item or switch' or 'kill all enemies' variety. Throughout the game, Shrek and company collect coins. These can be used to purchase potions, which can turn your foes into frogs, make them fall asleep, stop them with stench, shrink them, or transform them into friends.

These can also be used to make you invisible to enemy eyes. But, you never have to use them. It's actually easier to just punch enemies to death. Besides for physical appearance and movement speed, there is no real difference between playable characters except Puss can climb poles and Donkey can kick stuff.

Textures are very bland and stretched. Animations are occasionally awkward did you know horses could strafe? Shrek and company will often pull themselves up on invisible ledges or fail to grab pipes or zip lines. Clipping is also a problem. The camera will make you want to vomit. While the camera is fairly standard it's connected to your mouse movement , it suffers from a nausea-inducing delay. The voice acting is atrocious -- characters barely resemble their movie counterparts.

Delivery is extremely stilted. The dialogue is poorly written and doesn't even sound like what the characters would say. KnowWonder liberally applied padding to Shrek 2. You'll have to fight your way out of the same areas two or three times once with each character with little change to the physical environment. You'll even have to watch the same cut scene from multiple viewpoints. As you might infer from the handy list, Shrek 2 doesn't contain many positive attributes.

It's really really bad. There's simply no other way to describe this product. In fact, playing it makes me like the movie less. The combat is insanely repetitive and easy. Besides for visual diversity, there's no reason for Shrek 2 to possess multiple characters or spells. The only difficult part of the game, besides for hoping your stomach survives the extremely bumpy ride especially when you control the giant gingerbread man , is a battle with Puss in Boots.

That's simply because the trick to defeating him is so easy it's counterintuitive. Having played through Shrek 2 on the consoles, I'm really surprised by the quality presented in the PC title. Shrek 2 lacks anything that could be called substance or fun. Between collision glitches that continually prevent you from making jumps, a horrible camera, boring and repetitive gameplay, and shoddy production values, Shrek 2 can't be recommended to anyone. Frustration caused by the controls and camera will plague children, and adults will be bored by Shrek 2's simplicity.

That said, the replacement voices do a great job at imitating the original actors, well enough that the younger, target audience will have a hard time telling them apart. Simple yet charming, Shrek Forever After is a short game that will keep the younger players entertained for a while. Its simple gameplay and gorgeous visuals make it feel a notch above other movie tie-in games, but this is certainly not a game for players looking for a challenging experience.

Browse games Game Portals. Shrek Forever After. Install Game. Click the "Install Game" button to initiate the file download and get compact download launcher. Locate the executable file in your local folder and begin the launcher to install your desired game.