Tags dogberts tech support , serial number , inside unit , warranty void , open case , anything changes. View Transcript Transcript Caption: "Dogbert's tech support" Dogbert sits at a computer and talks on the phone. Dogbert says, "I'll need your serial number, which is conveniently located inside the unit. The man on the other end of the phone says, "The sticker says my warranty will be void if I open the case.
Tags customer service , serial number , pulverizing case , hammer , void warranty. Dogbert is sitting at his desk, talking into a telephone headset. He says, "Find the serial number by pulverizing the case with a hammer. He asks, "Are you sure this won't void my warranty? Tags engineering decison , project , need to act , fiber capacity , serial input , meeting , communication problems , table , business.
View Transcript Transcript The Boss says to Dilbert, "I needed to make an engineering decision about your project this morning. A coworker turns to Dilbert and says, "Explain to us how fiber capacity can be increased by serial input at breakfast.
Tuesday February 20, Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can. Tags asthmatic dwarves , polygamous serial killers , reporter , slouch , wheeze , homicide , hen pecked View Transcript Transcript Dogbert does public relations "Our products are made by asthmatic dwarves. Monday March 23, Tags famous serial killers , database , name , weapon , tattoo , killer application View Transcript Transcript Asok the intern is making a presentation.
Sunday January 26, View Transcript Transcript A man sits across from Dogbert's desk. Dogbert reads from a document and says, "According to your occupational preference test, you like to remove vital organs from helpless people. Do you get along with other people? Tags famous serial killers , database , name , weapon , tattoo , killer application.
View Transcript Transcript Asok the intern is making a presentation. He points to the display projected from his laptop computer and says, "My new product is a database of famous serial killers. Alice turns to Wally and says, "Let me guess, Wally: Six months ago our young intern asked you what the term 'killer application' meant. Tags weather , close offcie , forecast for blizzards , freezing rain , tsunamis , deadly lave flows , precision-guided ball laightening , swims of killer bees , snow tires.
View Transcript Transcript "The weather is getting worse. Maybe we should close the office. Tags products saftyproblem , murderer , killer , swallowed a squirrel , scone. View Transcript Transcript Ask: "Alice, if I fail to blow the whistle on our product's safety product, I will be like a murderer!
Tags killer robots , spam filter , ordered. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert says, "Do you really think it's a good idea to build killer robots just because our spam filter ordered you? Dilbert says, "What's the worst thing that could happen? Tags dinner date , interesting story , self aware , build an army , killer robots. Shipman was admitted to medical school where he got training for 2 years. When Harold Frederick Shipman was years of age , he met Primrose Shipman, and both married to each other.
He was a father of two kids and he joined the medical clinic as a practitioner. He was addicted to Pethidine painkiller. Serial Killer Harold Shipman forged medicines for a huge quantity of drugs, but later on, he had to leave his practice. One of his colleagues caught him doing practice on his patients. After a few years, he accepted a job at Donneybrook Medical Centre as a doctor. At the start, he gained trust for both staff and patients, and because of this, he stayed in the hospital for almost 2 decades.
One of his local undertakers observed that Dr. The undertaker approached him directly and said you were responsible for all these murders. I'm told this isn't the first time, "Tiny Tom," has tried a bold escape,. Doctor Comic Strips Search. Thursday June 06, Doctor Appointment. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can. Tags business , doctor , office , office workers , medical advice , essential oil , attitude , kava View Transcript Transcript carol: i have a doctor's appointment today.
View more books now. Tags boring , business , cure , diseases , doctor , fail , headache , ice-cold bath , impossible , improvement , medical , prescribe , sarcasm , treatments , health and wellnes View Transcript Transcript dogbert: i'm dogbert, doctor of the impossible. Thursday May 12, Tags annoyance , doctors' offices , medicines , whiny idiots , pill , doctor , exam room , office , treadmill , pass out , medical View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I'm sick of listening to whiny idiots.
Wednesday August 31, Tags complaining , conversation , get mad , point out dumb , helpful , doctor , Dogbert , medical View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I wonder why people get mad when I point out how dumb they are. Saturday October 29, Tags doctors' offices , illness , bad case , wahtchamacallit , pills , doctors offcie , doctor , wicked hemorrhoids , feel like progress , medical View Transcript Transcript Doctor: You've got a bad case of whatchamacallit.
Friday March 16, Tags illness , plunging productivity , 8 year old boy , traylor , germs , doctor , allergies , gives to mom , medical View Transcript Transcript CEO: Our plunging productivity is all because of an eight-year-old boy named Traylor.
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